My PG-13 dream? There I am, in the shower, when I feel something warm and muscular and hairy on my back. I turn and see him; that manly man best known for Law and Order:SVU, and Oz--a show where he had appeared naked a few times, even in the shower! And that is when I wake up.
My dreams never get me to the good part. Usually, I experience a What the hell is this! moment of clarity and wake up. Why did he invade my subconscious? I haven't thought of him or seen him on TV lately and here he is. Why now? And why do I have to be naked and under fluorescent lighting? Can't it be somewhere where it is dark? Maybe a moonlit beach with me in a white dress, and him dressed any damn way he pleases.
This dream I put into the "Parkway Drive" dream series because it takes place in my childhood home. Some of my dreams take place here, but mostly my dreams take place at school--any school--where I haven't been all semester and I can't find a bathroom, and I am in my pajamas.
In my Christopher Meloni dream, I am in the upstairs bathroom taking a shower. There was never a shower in this bathroom and usually when I have a shower scene in a dream, I am in the little recess that had shelves; I am also fully clothed. But now the shelves are gone and I am taking a shower naked as a 40-something jaybird. And the whole bathroom is being showered on and I am standing on my bed because now the shower is over my bed.
But in this adapted scene, I am in this bathroom taking a shower but the shower is now in the middle of the bathroom and I see that adjacent to this is a bathtub and I say to myself, When did Dad put in that bathtub? That must make it easier for the twins. That is when I notice Christopher Meloni and I wake up.
When next I went to bed, I thought the best way to get him back in my dream was to think of him--and only him--as I went to sleep. So Sunday I tried to make up stories with both of us in them. However, I couldn't find a logical way to get us together into a plausible situation. I couldn't work out any reason we would be together, even if he just happened to be some really manly man I chanced apon that looked alot like Christopher Meloni. I must have fallen asleep while trying to work this out and was disappointed to awaken the next morning without him... in my dream that is.
On Monday I decided I didn't dream of him for two reasons: I had worried too much about my bedtime story and I should have looked at pictures of him to get a visual fix. So I googled "images of Christopher Meloni". The first seven pictures can be categorized like this:
- Head shot' face only
- HALF-NAKED upper body; lying on his stomach, showing a tattooed and muscular shoulder. On a bed
- Head shot, wearing a suit
- SHOWER SCENE
- HALF-NAKED Upper body; lying on his back. On a bed
- Head shot, face only
- HALF- NAKED Same as picture #2 except you see more of him, like the swell of his covered butt
One day, Christopher Meloni toiled and sweated alot. He sweated so much that he had to take off his shirt. He was working hard at manly things like cutting down trees and building a boat. When he got home he was very, very dirty because he had worked hard doing manly things. So he took a shower. In the shower he thought about this woman he has always thought was out there but had never met. He had always felt an empty spot in his heart, one that only this woman could possibly fill. She would be his soul mate, and her name was most likely Patty. But he would call her Patricia.
Too distraught to get fully dressed, he goes to bed half naked and stares off into space wondering about her. He thinks of her as he falls asleep and in the morning he remembers a dream he had about a woman in a shower...
I did not dream of him last night but I hope tonight I will.
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